i'm honored?

people need to get over themselves. i mean, really. God made you special, just like he made me special. that doesn't mean i should kiss your ass. i am allowed to disagree with you. i am allowed to have thoughts, feelings, and ideas that you don't share. it's okay. just know that you differ, and keep going.

not so, apparently. apparently, all parents should rear their children just like she does. everyone who isn't a vegan is stupid and don't deserve to be on this earth. it is okay, however, to leave your screaming infant son alone while you go out to get a cappuccino. no need to let the other adults in the house know, just leave! caffeine calls, ya know. if your son pushes another child down or steals their cookie, the victim should learn to stand up for themselves. naturally, if her son is the victim, the offender's parents should be reported.

oh, and if you have a problem with someone, don't let them defend themselves. keep accusing them, without providing actual details, until they apologize and kiss your ass.

that's the goal in life, right? convince everyone that you're perfect, God's chosen one, and anyone whom she blesses with friendship should (you guessed it!) KISS HER ASS!